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    AZBEX Presents: The 2021 Bah Humbug! Awards

    BEX StaffBy BEX StaffDecember 21, 2021No Comments2 Mins Read
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    By Roland “The Grinch” Murphy for AZBEX

    The Season comes ‘round

    Same time every year,

    And we all look forward

    To holiday cheer.

    But some agencies’ spirit

    Falls in a black hole

    Their holiday deadlines

    Swirl mirth down the bowl.

    IFBs, RFPs

    and those dense RFQs

    swap our carols for dirges

    and we’re singing the blues.

    Folks setting these due dates

    Must be out of their gourds

    So here AZBEX Presents

    The Bah Humbug Awards!

    Litchfield Park’s IFB

    Is due Twelve Twenty-eight

    Vis-ta Verde Drainage

    Wipes cheer from the slate.

    Zero One, Zero-Three,

    The teams’ first day back

    A couple requests

    Will throw plans out of whack.

    City of Page

    For a mobile home village

    Wants bids for chip seal,

    Leaving New Year’s Eve pillaged.

    Flowing Wells wants new classrooms

    With masonry walls

    Guess it’s time to cancel

    Those New Year’s Eve balls.

    On Jan the Fourth

    There await six requests

    Cancel your parties,

    It’s tough luck for your guests.

    Crane Elementary

    Needs a basketball court

    Getting bids ready

    Leaves no time for sport.

    At least Cochise College

    Scrapped its driving course bid,

    Their hearts may have grown

    Or their sched hit the skids.

    Wastewater treatment

    In ol’ Casa Grande

    Needs headworks repair

    So delay all your plans.

    Public housing in Chandler

    Wants new kitchens and baths

    Preparing that bid

    Leaves our hearts filled with wrath.

    Casa Grande (yet again)

    Wants a new generator

    We see no good reason

    This one couldn’t come later.

    Arizona, the state,

    Wants some new airport paint

    Kindhearted mirth-makers

    These procurers ain’t.

    The big winner this year?

    Chand-ler Unified.

    What the heck were you thinking?

    Oh come on, you guys!

    The schools want a CMAR

    By Monday, 1-3

    To reno school kitchens

    And upgrade MPE.

    No songs will be sung

    No bubbly will flow

    Hopefully next year

    They won’t be such schmoes.

    Happy Holidays from all of us at AZBEX!!!

     

    Bah Humbug Awards Casa Grande Chandler Chandler Unified School District City of Page CMAR Cochise College Crane Elementary Flowing Wells IFB Litchfield Park mobile home village RFP State of Arizona Vis-ta Verde Drainage
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